Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Good ol' Alice...

I am watching The Vicar of Dibley. (that's the show where Dawn French is the vicar in a town of RETARDS. Yes, I said it.) And the characters are ridiculous. There's this one woman who likes to make cakes out of root vegetables. (that's things like swede, carrots, turnips, and parsnips for those of you who are mentally unable to realise that a root vegetable comes from the ground. And yes, these people Do exist. Pray you never meet one.) And then there's this guy who is obsessed with saying no. "no no, no no no, no... yes." then there's... Alice. She is the vicar's best friend. And she is completely and utterly stupid. At the end of the show, there is always a joke that the vicar tells Alice. And one night, Alice says "Okay, I've got one for you. Knock Knock." And then the vicar goes, "Who's there?" "Billy." "Billy who?" "Billy Connolly!" And she bursts out laughing, because she thinks that she has the whole concept of the knock knock joke in the bag.
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How dipsy can you get?
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Love Deanna xxx

Sunday, 18 January 2009

Old friends reunited...

Okay, I am dreadfully sorry I have deserted my site. I'll never do it again. Anyway...
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I just logged onto my amazing blog :) and there's a comment from one of my oldest friends that I've known for years, but when I moved schools, we lost touch, I guess. She said something along the lines of: hey Deanna! I typed in your name on google and this came up. How are you?' Okay, forget about her typing my name in on Google, we'll talk about that later. How weired!!!!!! I mean what a coincidence that she just so happens to write a comment on the same day that I decide that I should resurrerct my site from the ashes. And there has to be at least five hundred other Deannas all over Britain. And it came up with me!
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I know, the world loves me.
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Love Deanna xxx